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Date Night

Capitalizing on the talents and chemistry of two of today’s hottest comedic stars and an absurd, yet fast paced adventure, “Date Night,” is, well, the perfect date movie. Directed by action/comedy veteran Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum: Battle at the Smithsonian”), “Date Night” follows Phil (Steve Carell, TV’s “The Office”) and Claire Foster (Tina [...]

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

They say love is a bitch, but trying to love the “Twilight” franchise may just be the trickiest love of all. While the overproduced and melodramatic piece of garbage “New Moon” strained my relationship with Hollywood’s latest overblown obsession, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” has reignited my intrigue in a cinematic journey that started so powerfully [...]

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Get Low

If crunk master Lil’ Jon taught us anything from his hit song “Get Low,” it’s that “getting low” should be an enjoyable experience. Unfortunately, it seems that director Aaron Schneider (“Two Soldiers”) completely missed that concept when making his first full length feature film, “Get Low.” With solid, yet uninspired acting and uneventful plot that [...]

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Machete

A nude Latina chica with the perkiest breasts this side of the border and curves as smooth as a coke bottle, straddles a tall, dark stranger. Groping the side of his muscular thigh, she asks in an inquisitive, yet sultry manner, “What is this long hard rod you’ve got here?” In low raspy voice the [...]

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Chloe

Like what Nicholas Sparks (“The Notebook”) did to revive the sweeping romance, independent film director Atom Egoyan (“Where the Truth Lies”) looks to do the same to the erotic/thriller. With his new film “Chloe,” Egoyan injects an overwhelming amount of emotion and passion rarely seen in cinema today, taking viewers on a familiar, yet fully [...]

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